eyesopen:

“this place is too crowded”

(via this-daydream-is-danger0us)

meladoodle:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $25 per hang out session please.

(via grapewallofchina)

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

(via p4wsitive)